Healthy Hebrew Hammer: Dymatize Birthday Cake Protein Powder

     You may notice that this is in a single packet.  Could I have possibly gotten a sponsor?

Thanksgiving Dessert From The Office: Unnecessary Pie Cutting And I Hate Strawberries

     Unlike in past years when a certain unnamed company prevented this then-temp worker from attending the Christmas party, yours truly enjoyed a feast of a holiday luncheon at the office.

Oreo Big Crunch Bar: CLICK HERE

     The Oreo Big Crunch Bar is on shelves and I found it!  After years of taking my money and producing shittily flavored cookies, Oreo teamed up with Milka and produced an actual candy bar.

Ruger's Wafers Claim To Be A Reward

     What contest from hell did I win to get this reward?  Oh boy a wafer!  No one has ever chosen a wafer as their snack of choice.  No one.  Not even serial killers.

Hershey's Caramel-Apple Filled Milk Chocolates Were Lucky They Were On Sale

     Recently I made a trip down to the local CVS.  Since Halloween season just ended all the Halloween candy was half off.  Well now my 5 minute trip turned into 20 minutes and a lot of candy bags.

QuickChek Pumpkin Cheesecake Muffin

     Fall ain't over yet folks!  You bet your ass pumpkin products are still on shelves.  And by still on shelves I mean I'm publishing this a solid month after initially reviewing this muffin.

I Got A Request To Tell The Story About When I Got 3 Replacement Credit Cards

     My buddy Dan texted me that was enjoying a laugh with his coworkers at/ with me.  Something about my misfortunes.  Well anyone he said I should write a blog about the bad things that happen to me in everyday life besides eating shitty candy.  Here's the story about when I got 3 replacement credit cards.

KitKat Mints Are FINALLY On Shelves!

     Well what do we have here!  KitKat is finally branching out into things besides bigger KitKats and smaller KitKats.  I've been waiting on this since I started the blog!  (Not really, I never though about KitKats once)

Covered Bridge Maple Shortbread Cookies

     My parents recently went on a trip to Vermont and picked me up a variety of snacks.  One of those snacks was this unassuming box of maple shortbread cookies.  Well don't let the looks fool you, these cookies are quite the hidden treasure.