Wednesday, February 10, 2016

New Filled Cupcake Oreos

     Oreo tried pulling a fast one on me by not announcing their new flavor.  I'm still waiting on Oreo Churros in stores and Cupcake pops up instead?  Diabolical.

Friday, February 5, 2016

The Deflategate Law Firm Held A Hillary Clinton Fundraiser #IDontStandWithHer

"And ye shall judge them by the company they keep.- Jesus"- Hebrew Hammer

Boston Magazine- (Yes I know this happened in November, bear with me)

The New York-based law firm that produced the so-called Wells Report, a 243-page document at the center of this summer’s Soviet show-trials comprising Deflategate, is holding a $2,700-per-person fundraiser for Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Check Out This Asshole Who Thinks She Deserves Free KitKats

You don't deserve those goddamn KitKats!


Source- A chocolate loving student is demanding a lifetime supply of KitKats from Nestle – after buying a multipack that contained eight of the chocolate bars, and realising that none of them had wafer inside.

"The truth of the matter is; manufacturers owe a duty of care to consumers.

‘The specific duty you owe in consistency in your manufacturing process. The failure to take due care in the manufacturing process resulted in a product being defective.

‘As a result I feel as though I have been misled to part with my money and purchase a product that is clearly different from what has been marketed by Nestle.

‘The loss I have suffered is of monetary and emotional significance.

‘I would like a full refund of the defective pack of KitKat I purchased. I have also lost my faith in Nestle.

‘Clearly, if I wanted to purchase a confectionery item that is purely chocolate, I would have purchased a bar of Galaxy.

‘I would therefore like to request a life-long supply of KitKat so that I can act as a means of quality control – it appears you need me more than I need you.’"


Sunday, January 31, 2016

Instead Of Watching The Pro Bowl, I Suggest You Eat This Reese's Bar

     Reese's seem to be expanding on the peanut butter game.  I recently learned they sell it in jars, and it turns out they're selling it in chocolate-encased bar form now.  Spoiler alert: it's fabulous!

Thursday, January 28, 2016

I Bought A Second Box Of Hard Candy Because I Have Poor Planning

     If you'll hearken back to my previous post, you'll recall that I had another box of hard candy.  Well I bought two boxes when I went to the store.  Turns out that was a really bad idea.

Monday, January 25, 2016

I Bought Hard Candy Because I'm An Idiot

     So I recently made a trip down to the local CVS to get some snacks and blog about them.  It was a successful trip in the sense that I found samples, but a failure in the sense that I should have read the boxes before buying.