Sunday, October 4, 2015

Fall Snacks Have Started: Milky Way Caramel Apple




     Like I said with the French Vanilla with Caramel Milk Way, you don't need to mention the new flavor has caramel. Caramel is a staple of Milky Ways. To quote myself, "Why do you need to mention the Milky Way is French vanilla and caramel? Milky Ways naturally have caramel. I don't change my pants and call myself Andrew with pants and shirt. That's unnecessary information."
     That shouldn't take away from how fucking nasty this thing was.
     The apple flavor is this was so artificial I almost didn't finish the bag.  Do you know how hard you have to try to make a snack that I don't want to eat?  I've literally eaten frosting and powdered sugar.  I guess they though that since people like chocolate with caramel, and people like caramel with apples, that by the transitive property, people would like chocolate with caramel with apple.  Wrong.  I'm deciding no one likes these.  1/10
     Side note, how fucking lame is apple picking?  One time I went with a youth group and me and my buddy just sorta stood there for 3 hours.  We picked like 4 apples, ate them, then got bored.  One of the youth leaders told me to make an apple bong.  If I don't know anything about apple bongs when I'm 25 I would know even less when I'm 14.

PS- This is going to be the first in a new theme I have going called Fall Snacks.  I'm almost overwhelmed by everything I have to try.  This shit is ridiculous.

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