M&Ms Instagram Builds On Their Cuckold Commercial

After I recently joined Instagram I decided to check out a few suppliers of mine.  M&M did a pretty good job with that last commercial and their Instagram is on the same level, great stuff here.

I love fall, when the leaves turn colors they look like me! – Yellow

A photo posted by M&M'S (@mmschocolate) on Oct 2, 2015 at 3:54pm PDT

I'm glad to see at least one snack food company is honest about the coloring of their product. *ahem* Little Debbie.

For #NationalDoSomethingNiceDay, I’m helping Red update his look. – Ms. Green

A photo posted by M&M'S (@mmschocolate) on Oct 5, 2015 at 2:30pm PDT

Where is Ms. Green's hand and why is Red looking extremely uncomfortable?  Can't blame a guy for not liking the old rubber glove treatment.

Wait, that’s how you make them? - Yellow

A video posted by M&M'S (@mmschocolate) on Sep 30, 2015 at 5:50pm PDT

What fuck did I just watch?  That's how you make what?

Great news: Fall TV is back. Bad news: My pilot #LifeAccordingToRed wasn’t picked up. - Red

A photo posted by M&M'S (@mmschocolate) on Sep 22, 2015 at 11:47am PDT

I bet it would get more viewers than Two Broke Girls.

Everyone keeps talking about how I’m the “New Black”… I don’t understand. – Orange #Emmys

A photo posted by M&M'S (@mmschocolate) on Sep 20, 2015 at 5:18pm PDT

Admit it, you laughed.

Isn’t this the coolest thing you’ve ever seen? – Blue

A video posted by M&M'S (@mmschocolate) on Sep 18, 2015 at 3:35pm PDT

No it's not.

It’s been three and a half years as the Chief Chocolate Officer – I’d say I’ve earned iconic status working with those colorful characters every day… - Ms. Brown | Link to vote in bio.

A photo posted by M&M'S (@mmschocolate) on Sep 12, 2015 at 10:23am PDT

And she did it all in 5 inch heels!

My favorite thing about football season is accessorizing. – Ms. Green

A photo posted by M&M'S (@mmschocolate) on Sep 10, 2015 at 2:43pm PDT

Can't wait for Jezebel to whine about this one.

If I’m on the box, you know it’s good. – Red

A photo posted by M&M'S (@mmschocolate) on Aug 23, 2015 at 3:28pm PDT

Initial review: 10/10

Also, what's up with Mars Global's Instagram?

That's just depressing.  Also, they're in the business of Wrigley?  Isn't that the gum company?  So gum is their business?  And how do you go from M&Ms and gum to symbioscience?  I don't even know what that is.