Sunday, November 22, 2015

Truck Assholes And 7-11 Fudge Mint Cookies


     Have you ever bought 7-11 brand snacks?  Probably just a Slurpee.  7-11 isn't exactly a brand you associate with things like high quality snacks, variety, or health regulations.  But luckily for y'all, you're reading this blog where I review 7-11 snacks with little to no regard for my health.
     On a recent expedition with my friend Harold, we arrived to the 7-11 in question.  There had been a large pick-up truck in front of us with lifted wheels and the owner's last name screen-printed over the back window in size 3000 font.  I can only assume he was overcompensating for being unable to do a mediocre job of satisfying a woman sexually.  What was the point of that anecdote?  Nothing, I just felt like being an asshole.
     How were the cookies?  Actually, delicious.  It's like Girl Scout Thin Mints but bigger and not as crumbly.  If I were you I would buy these next time instead of spending $6 on 5 Thin Mints.
     If you look at the picture you can see a little white coating which is an actual minty ingredient, unlike Thin Mints (and Oreos) which just use artificial flavoring to achieve said flavor.  These cookies are pretty large too.  I have a big mouth and I couldn't eat one in one bite.  They're also fairly dense, so you don't go back for 7 more just to feel like you did enough chewing.  They're a good value snack and something not many other brands offer.  8/10.

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