Am I Above Pocketing Candy At A Christmas Party To Take It Home And Review It? Click Here To Find Out!

Full disclosure: I put these in my back pocket, forgot about them, then passed out in the car ride home so they did not make it out in one piece.

     Is that in Japanese?  Goddamn right it is!  I'm Mr. International!  First up we have what I believe to be a dark chocolate KitKat.  It wasn't too bad, but when you spend 25 years eating only milk chocolate it's a bit of a culture shock (get it, because it's Japanese).  I bet it would have tasted better if it hadn't been right next to my ass for 3 hours.  6/10.

     Next up was a hazelnut KitKat.

     See this time I knew the flavor because they put it in English.  I guess in other countries it's expected for people to be bilingual?  Fuck that, you don't become the most powerful nation in the country by speaking other languages.

     What was I babbling about?  Right, hazelnut.  A little too much for my tastes.  I prefer hazelnut levels to be like in Nutella.  There's enough hazelnut in there to legally claim so, but not enough for you to taste any of it.  Tasted kinda like a Fererro Rocher but with C- chocolate, also a 6/10

     As you can see my ass heat melted the chocolate, and my ass weight broke one of them prior to it remelting back together.  Such is the life of a blogger with a high metabolism. (I don't know if that's true, but that's one cause for having a warm undercarriage)