Sunday, December 20, 2015

Office Cafeteria Brownie

     Now I know what you're thinking. "But Andrew, you tried their cookies and said they were terrible!" Well you're absolutely right. But if watching all the NFL's drug addicts, woman beaters, murderers, and maybe-possibly-knew-air-was-being-let-out-of-a-footballers compete and succeed show up every week for a paycheck has taught me anything, it's that Dartcor deserves a second chance.
     Alright I'm just screwing with you. I'm a fatass and it's a brownie. There was really no thought that crossed my mind other than "buy it and eat it!" I ate it at my desk of course. There's natural sunlight in the cafeteria, and people there might want to talk to me. The cube is the best place for blogging. It reminds me of my parents' basement- cramped, monochrome, and illuminated entirely by artificial means.
     The brownie itself was actually pretty damn good. I think Wawa and QuickChek have the same issue with good brownies and bad cookies. Maybe brownies handle being baked in mass quantities easier than cookies. Although that seems absurd since one cookie is still one cookie. You're just baking four thousand of them at the same time. Brownies have to be made in a tray. Maybe it's a conspiracy or something. Either way, the brownie was a rich chocolate flavor with plenty of chips in it. It was also moist enough to break away easily, but it was a bit crumbly and flaky. 7/10.

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