Sunday, December 27, 2015

Emergency Blog: Patriots Lose In Overtime, Mrs. Fields Fails To Deliver

     This is what a defeated man looks like.
     I got special tickets to today's Pats-Jets game that included field access before the game.  I managed to get a shot of Coach Bill Belichick:

Players running on the field:

Cheerleaders:

     Plus some random shots of Patriots players milling about on the sideline that I won't bore you with.
     Then things started going south.  Patriots never held the lead the entire game, Vollmer's out with a leg injury, defensive backs ran into each other, and it was capped off by the Jets steam rolling down the field in overtime for the win.  But here's what really killed me:
     I bought a Mrs. Fields brownie that sucked.  I should have just walked out of the stadium right on the spot.  No way my day was going to improve after this.  The main issue was that it was cold.  The whole display was under a heat lamp.  How the hell do you have cold brownies under a heat lamp?  That's like saying your pudding is too dry.  And I paid $6 for this thing.  Just a kick in the dick after a kick in the dick today.  0/10.  The game, the brownie, my emotional stability, everything gets a 0/10.

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